We are recruiting!!!
PNP Region 1 is in need of new members.
We are encouraging anybody who is interested
to join us.
1)May we inform you are going to undergo a series of mind probe and mind talks (This is serious. This is not a hoax) until we have decided that you can come to join us.
2)We will be using and “electronic” mind probing device/”mental radio”. So basically you will hear only voices but no one is there. The only indication is
the environment is somewhat noisy as if there are is a sort of signal in the air. We will invade you in your dreams, and we are going to manipulate your dreams making you believe that it is true. We are going to shout, talk and disturb you while you are doing an exam, interview and even while sleeping. We can even touch you.
3)We are going to make you do whatever we think of as part of the recruitment process. You will never recognized us for we come in many disguises we present ourselves as military intelligence, police intelligence, your neighbor, a government officials, a high ranking military or police, a group of psychics, friends, co-worker and who ever we can think of.
3)Of course, we are not responsible for whatever happens to you in the process of joining our Club. After all you entered at your own risk.And since it happens only in the mind you cannot sue us.You didn’t sign up we sign you up. We’ll meet in where ever place we specied in our mind talks
and of course we’ll never be there.
Warning: If ever you resist and will not follow our orders, we will threatned you with anything we come up and will kill you in your sleep and will paralyze you while you are sleeping (it’s like a “bangungot”) so you will be forced to follow us.
For those who are still interested you can visit us in
PNP Regional Command 1-Camp Diego Silang, Carlatan, San Fernando, La Union. Call (072) 700-1518. Email:firstname.lastname@example.org
We are waiting for you!!!
GENERAL QUALIFICATIONS: A. A citizen of the Philippines; B. A person of good moral character; C. Must have passed the psychiatric or psychological tests to be administered by the PNP or by any government hospital accredited by the commission for determining the physical and mental health; D. Must possess a formal baccalaureate degree from a recognized institution of learning; E. Must be eligible in accordance with the standard set by the commission; F. Must not have been dishonorably discharged for military employment or dismissed from any civilian position in the government; G. Must not have been convicted by final judgment of an offense of crime involving moral turpitude; H. Must be at least one meter and sixty-two centimeters (1.62m) in height for male and one meter and fifty-seven centimeters (1.57m) for female; I. Must have weight not more than five kilograms (5kgs.) from the standard weight corresponding to his or her height, age and sex; J. Must not be less than twenty-one (21) nor more than thirty (30) years of age. An applicant shall be considered 21 years of age on his/her 21st birth date and shall be considered more than thirty (30) years of age on his or her 31st birth date. ELIGIBILITY STANDARDS FOR APPOINTMENT An appointee must possess the appropriate eligibility acquired for any of the following examinations: • R.A. 1080 (Bar and Board Examinations) • PNP Entrance Examination • R.A. 6506 (Licensure Examination for Criminology Graduates) • P.D. 907 (Granting Civil Service Eligibility to College Honor Graduates) • CSS Second Level Eligibility ( Police Officer 1/ Police Officer) REQUIREMENTS FOR POLICE OFFICER 1 APPLICANTS A. CSC Form 212 (Revised 2005); B. Birth Certificate (Authenticated by NSO); C. Eligibility (Authenticated by NAPOLCOM, PRC, CSC); D. Two (2) pieces 2×2 black and white picture with name tag; E. Transcript of Scholastic Records and Diploma ( duly authenticated by School Registrar); F. Clearances for the Barangay, Local Police Station, RTC/MTC and NBI; G. Medical Certificate issued by Local Health Officer. Interested applicants are advised to visit the Municipal Police Station where they reside for further notice on the submission of folders for initial processing and for evaluation on the completeness and authenticity of the documentary requirements prior endorsement to the Police Provincial Police Office. Oath taking of successful applicants is tentatively set on December 25, 2009.